Funny Reply To Husband's Letter
A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India.
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied
Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of
the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart.
3 Comments
lol
ReplyDeleteHusband's Reply back:
ReplyDeleteDear Sweetness. I am glad you have so many "kisses" to give away. I always knew you were the sort to spread love around like that. I also knew that our intimacy and loyalty was conditional upon money. So please know that I will stop sending you money going forward so that you can pay for your household expenses with kisses.
As it turns out, I have met some friends here who love giving me kisses and handshakes whenever I like and expect nothing in return.
Dear heart. Your kissing ways have spread throughout the land and I am so much more happy this way. See you next year some time - perhaps.
Best regards,
Your (very) loving Husband
Very funny
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