Expiry Date ( Funny joke)

Expiry Date ( Funny joke)

Wife:What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife :Nothing...? You have been reading our
marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.
Wife : Do you want dinner?’
Husband : Sure! What are my
choices?’
Wife :Yes or no.
Wife:You always carry my photo in your
wallet. Why?


Husband: When there is a problem, no matter
how great, I look at your picture and the
problem disappears
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I
am for you?
Husband: Yes! I see your picture and ask
myself: What other problem can there be
greater than this one?